A decade and fetch still hasn’t happened. April 30

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It’s so fetch. And now I feel old. Mean Girls is 10 years old today. I remember leaving school and going straight to the theater to see it! I was a freshman and it was literally life changing. Here are all the reasons Mean Girls is amazing. 1. ‘Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.’ images 2. ‘That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.’ 3. ‘I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… it’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.’4. ‘I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet!’ 5. ‘Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen.’6. Janis: ‘We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.’ 
Damian: ‘Say crack again.’
Janis: ‘Crack.’ 7. ‘Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.’ 8. ‘I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!’ 9. ‘I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.’ 10. ‘I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.’ 11. ‘On Wednesdays we wear pink.’ 12. ‘Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God, that was one time!’ 13. ‘You smell like a baby prostitute.’ 14. ‘Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.’ 15. ‘Is butter a carb?’ 16. Put on your best pink outfit. We-wear-pink 17. Unless it’s Friday, and you’d rather wear something more comfortable. Fits-me-now 18. String up a mini banner that would make Glen Coco proud. Glen-coco-banner 19. Keep a selective guest list, even if word gets out about your small get-together. Mean-girls-cheese-and-crackers 20. Set the mood with tunes from Ladysmith Black Mambazo. Ladysmith-black-mambazo 21. Happy hour is from 4 to 6! Keep your guests refreshed with virgin strawberry margaritas. Alcohol-in-this 22. If do engage in a little light (and legal) drinking, keep the party local. Amy-poehler-mean-girls 23. Whip up a rainbow cake that guests who don’t even belong would appreciate. Mean-girls-cake 24. Or this gooey butter cake for your frenemies on all-carb diets. Butter-a-carb 25. Polish an awesome meal off with awesome shooters. Awesome-shooters 26. Move on to activities that show you who your real friends are, like trust falls. Mean-girls-trust-falls 27. Finally, engage your frenemies in some therapeutic scrapbooking. Burn-book

And if all else fails use emojis to make your life seem more Mean Girls-esque!
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